Today I met a new friend.
He makes a whole lot of noise when he's all worked up.
He's silent when I hush him off.
He moves like a car only in a zigzag way.
He got a nose that is as long as an elephant.
He's really dusty most of the time.
But he sure loves dust and dirt.

My friend - the vacuum cleaner.

Yes, we should always cherish friendships and relationships with others, even if it's a vacuum cleaner.
Vacuum cleaners are the most fascinating things of all times.
Some say it looks like an elephant.
Some say it acts like anteaters.
But the truth, my friend, it sucks up dust.
I know. It's really shocking to know the truth but we must always, always be there with your friend whenever they need us. :]

So anyway, I cleaned the house in the afternoon.
Even though the last time I vacuumed the house was last Monday but oh well..

I got this weird dream last night.
I dreamt about a herd of sheeps wearing tutus [the frolly skirt they wore for ballet or whatever the proper name is].
And I was wearing a smart tuxedo [like those worn by James Bond].
I was actually in the middle of a dance floor with those femme sheeps shaking their butts and tutus with me.
I realised it was Sheeps' Academy Prom Night.
They were playing Fall Out Boys' Dance, Dance song.
And I saw Myra with her tutu with her scarf, but as a sheep.
How cool was that!
She was with this male sheep with slippers and wool. His face looked like ______ [his name can't be disclosed as he's still a minor].
But I was happy for her.
We enjoyed the night away and all of a sudden, there's this white fog all over me and POOF!
I woke up. I was lying face down with my ass up in the air.
AWESOME. That was the best [but weirdest] dream I ever had.

HURHUR :D