Be amused.
Have been spending my evenings at Changi General Hospital recently.
My grandmama's been really sick but thank goodness she's quite fun right now.
But that's not the funny part of the story.
Yes, there's more.
Have you noticed how hospital's lavatories are really special?
Especially their cubicles. LOL
I was waiting for my lil bro to finished doing his watery business.
And I, being dumb and curious, was checking out the cubicles.
They were especially white and clean and I saw this tuner at the side of it.
I didn't know what it was totally.
I turned it on and guess what happened?
One stream of water came splashing at me!
I was taken aback and since the flow of the water was so hard, I was panicking.
I decided to scream and shout and defending myself with the cubicle's door.
HAH. You can bearly imagine what I've gotten myself into.
Then I decided to be merely courageous and turned off the thing since it's going to flood the whole toilet.
And since I'm not a good swimmer, the situation will be much worst.
So I quickly turned it off and my whole attire was drenched.
Then another thing happen.
I wanted to get tissue papers to dry myself up.
And the tissue canister was one of Man's 'greatest' technology.
We were supposed to swipe our hand over this sensor and the tissue will automatically come out.
As usual, in the panicky state, I was pushing so hard at the sensor that nothing came out.
I nearly wanted to take off the tissue canister and smashed it to the floor.
Yes, it was that bad.
I knocked the canister a few times and 'accidentally' swipe over the sensor.
Lo and behold, the tissue came out.
I was sure that the tissue was laughing its bloody holes.
Anyway, I wanted to tear off the tissue but ended up more tissue coming out.
I was so vigorous that I think the whole roll of tissue might have gone un-rolled.
Then, a hero saved me (actually a toilet attendant).
He tear off my whole roll of tissue paper for me from the side.
Little did I know, you were supposed to tear it from the side.
I ended up coming out from the darn lavatory, drenched and holding a bunch of tissue papers.
All this while, my lil bro was staring at me with the what-the-hell-are-you-doing face.
I guess now I know how little neurons I have and how low my IQ is.
My parents were dumbfounded when they saw me in the wet situation.
They enlightened me by telling me that the tuner thing beside the cubicle was supposed to be a butt washer.
Yes, a butt washer.
And the tissue state, they had nothing enlightening to say.
So here's a thing with unknown lavatories.
Do not over-estimate their toilet technology.
I'm sure you will be laughing at this.
But it may just happen to you too.
Being ridiculed by a tissue cannister might just demoralised your human brain.
I've learnt it the hard way.
Anytoot, I went track training today.
I did? Yes, I did.
Let me recall what I was supposed to do.
- 10 minute warm-up run (threadmill)
- 2 set of drills
- 20 minute run (threadmill)
- Gym exercises 3 sets
- Streghtening and stretching
It was tough since, I think, I am one of those who was practically doing the training regime right.
After that, told my toilet situation to Sindhu.
She was laughing like a constipated hyena.
Tomorrow's RESULT DAY.
It's gonna be a fun day :]