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(Note: I wrote this yesterday but Blogger's being a bitch again)
I just returned from the most hippest places in town (like real like that). Honestly, I've just returned from a dinner cum concert extravanganza (cheyy) at Tanah Kayu - Woodlands. I've got an interesting story to tell and loads pictures that come with it. Ready? Set? Wait, mother nature calls.
(lerr.. buat suspense pulak si dini)
Okay done. Here goes:
OMFG! Blogger's a bitch!
There's an error in its picture uploader.
They're such a fun sucker, really.
Never mind then. I'll tell the details now and would update the pictures later.
So our location was in Woodlands. (I'll use my famous amos Maglish language alright) It's actually a huge tent at the field near Adib's and Azhari's houses. Kalau nak tahu lokasi nyer betol-betol, I think lokasinyer di tempat berdekatan Blk 888. We were at this Hari Raya dinner cum concert thingy called Riang Raya Aidilfitri 2006. Sungguh happening sekali. Tak pernah-pernah pergi tempat sebegitu. Macam kental like that masuk tent sebesar Stadium Nasional Singapura. HAH tipu dah beralas sio. Ok lepas tu the thing start at 8 lah. We were there slightly early so took my mum's picture. HAH takder lagi bende secantik wajah ibuku yang hendak dipetik. So blahblahdeedee, hosts for the concert keluar. And guess who were they?
Guess lah.
EH EH guess lah awak.
HAHAHAHUHUHUHU. Okaylah. Lambat sangat lah awak teka. HURHUR they were MASTURA AHMAD and SHAH ISKANDAR. Yes, that Fauzie lookalike from Anugerah Skrin Myra was talking about. Yes. Yes. Yes. Berape banyak YES lah!? HOHO so I took pictures lah like budak gondolans like that tak pernah nampak orang sefamous gitu.. Actually kan, kiter tak pernah. HUHUHU jakon lah katekan. Kan? Kan? Kan? Then got lucky draw ah. Belom lagi start makan dah menang satu prize. HAHAH yes, kite menang nombor 1844. HAH 4D sia. Menang bende yang tak berfaedah langsung. Menang clock yang sungguhnya plain dan simple. Warna pulak tak menyelerakan mata pandanganku. Ahhh tak cerewet lah. HEHE. Sekali makanan dah dihidangkan. Ape lagi, bedal ah. HAHAHA sambil itu, si Mastura and Shah buat gelak arh. Punyalah tak menggelakkan tapi takper. Asal mulutku dah lidahku terhibur sudah. HEH tak tau malunya manusia. Then they invite this hamba Allah lah (cheyy.. berpelajaran jugak budak nie). Hamba ini paling HOT sio. Nak tahu sape? Guess lagi!
(lerr budak ni. Aku bagi kang)
EY EY cik abang/kakak/datok/nenek/cucu/cicit/hamba/manusia/alien main bagi-bagi ye.
Bagi duit takpe juga.
Dapat pahala pada bulan yang penuh syahdu ini.
Ish speaking nampak. HURHUR
Alah korang ni slow to the max arh. Suroh teka pon like tunggu tahi keluar tersekat-sekat. Waste my time you know. Yang hamba HOT itu adalah SYED AZMIR. Alah si cowok sachok itu dong. Sungguh banget dan merdu suaranya. Aku pergi depan2 stage sio amek gambar like budak kental. hahaha itupun dengan fans2 dier arh. Kalau sorang2 betol2 macam kentot like that arh. He sang two songs - lagu raya and lagu Marcell (itu cowok banget dari Bandung ya) I sound gay and obsessed. Ohmygoshermygosh! HEH. Seelah he's so indescribable that I'm cursing the stupid blogger malfunction a thousand times.
STUPID BLOGGER MALFUNCTION! x1000
can?
Aku sungguh malas sih mahu cerita. Tapi demimu aku sanggup berkoban. Your kepale otak arh. Let me make this short and sweet but rather quick. Got this slenge kental who sang two Chinese songs. Then he got two female dancers dancing like hapraks tak tentu arah. More like a getai show. Disgusted and simply oblivious. Then got one person sing a hindu song. LOL multi-racial Hari Raya concert katekan. I feel so bolly bolly good. HEHE oh there's a special appearance by Fazlina Dato Ahmad Daud. Sungguh spesial kan? Awak tahu dier tak? Aku pun tak tahu. HUHUHU Yes, she was from Kuala Lumpur and trying hard to get our attention. Oh man, I feel sorry for her. Oh wells, there's no pleasing everybody ain't it.
Lucky draws, lucky draws.
2nd prize was better than the first prize.
DVD to TV.
Then blahblahdeedee, everything ended at 11.00pm.
I'm so the bloody tired lah right now. Cause my tummy's full to the rectum man. EEEWW that was not a good description ain't it? HAH. Pictures tomorrow ya.
Uh ciaos meow meows.
Ape saje je budak kental ni.
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So as I promised pictures are ready to be uploaded (hopefully)
This is the view from my table. That's the HUGE stage.
Shah Iskandar and Mastura Ahmad. Dark picture due to bad lightings.
VIPs on that day. And one of my father's friend. He looked weird ay kinda like that guy who sang that Hindu song. WAHAHAHAH
Shah, Syed and Mas. I went bonkers during this. LOL
This is the picture when he personally posed for my camera. HEHEH
Malay Dance group. It's quite nice okay.
There's a dance competition for the guys. Blind-folded dance.
He won but he didn't know. He was dancing throughout the whole thing. HAHAH
The $10 buffet. A lot sio. This is just the like 4th course out of a 10-course meal.
My dad perot kembong! WAHAHAH HOHOHOHO HUHUHUHUH
My mum and sis enjoying the dinner and concert at the same time.
The slenger kental singing the Mandarin songs. Everyone was like WHAT!?
One of the getai dancers. LOL
My brother at the steps of the stage. Like goprak like that sey.
Fazlina Dato Ahmad Daud. She doesn't look like Ogy. HAHAH
Ok done. Now goodnight. Wooooooooh